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What has happened to me?

7 Dec

This weekend is my husbands work’s Holiday Party.  Each year it puts me in a tizzy.  I work from home and live in sports bras, running shorts and Tough Chik tees.  Ever since I started working from home, I rarely wear make up or fix my hair and I get super annoyed if I have to tie a pair of shoes (I LOVE YANKS!).  I feel 10 times more comfortable in a sports bar than a real one and running short are awesome because they have built in undies!  Yes, I have become lazy.  I admit it, but no one but my pets or the UPS guy sees me, so who cares.

Back in the day (I.e. when I worked in an office) I could run in heals, straightened or rolled my hair every day and always wore make up.  I even owned designer purses that were leather and matched (not bike tubes or canvas)!  I wore belts and earrings and actually took my clothes (not just my husbands) to the dry cleaner.  I had style.  Now I have convenience.

So I spent 3 excruciating hours at the mall, a place I use to love…now I loathe.  If I can’t buy it at Target, I don’t need it.  Seriously.  Besides my work out gear (which I buy on-line or make myself) all my clothes are Target or left overs from my fashionable days.  So I have to buy a dress or outfit for a Christmas party at the Ritz, fancy schmachy…not really me, anymore.

I walked around in circles for about an hour, like a lost puppy or amnesia patient.  I had a P!NK inspired outfit in my head….I wanted sequin pants, an over-sized black sweater and big chunky booties.  I found 3 pair of pants and all were WAY too short, so my outfit was axed.  Probably not very office Christmasy anyway.  So, I fueled with a Jamba juice and decided I would just walk into White House, Black Market and find something.  Over an hour later I left with a dress, that mostly fits me (I swear I must have the weirdest figure because dresses just don’t fit me) and pair of satin pant that I can fit over my calves and pair of heals that I can walk it (short distances).

Not sure what I will end up wearing, but I would love to incorporate compression socks.  I will wear my good ones, they are black…that is fancy, right?