I have to tell on myself, because it is too funny not to share.
I met a girlfriend for a ride and when I got home, I snapped this photo of my car.
I drove well over 5 miles with my helmet hanging off my handlebar WITH my gloves AND Garmin inside. No one waved to tell me. But even more miraculous is that everything was still inside my helmet! I am not sure how I got my bike on the roof of my car without noticing the helmet dangling, but I did!